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[CCBC-Net] Final Vamp Note - Funny

From: James Elliott <libraryjim>
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:34:19 -0400 (EDT)

I just received this from a friend in Australia, and thought it weirdly appropriate for this discussion:


Tomorrow is the 570th anniversary of the introduction of the ban on kissing in England, 16th July 1439. This was an emergency measure imposed to try and stop the spread of the bubonic plague or "black death".

In commemoration of this historic anniversary, I propose we place a worldwide ban on kissing tomorrow, effective for the rest of this year, to try and stop the spread of swine flu. It may also have the added benefit of stopping the population explosion for a while.

Happy 16th July everyone


----- Original Message ----- From: Lbhcove at aol.com

Subject: [CCBC-Net] Final Vamp Note - Funny

I just asked a teen-aged girl what she loved most about TWILIGHT -- the BOOK!
  She replied "Are you kiddin' Who wouldn't want Robert Pattiinson to bite you all over?"
  So much for reading? Do all teens drop their 'g's' ala Queen Latifah?
  LBH
 
 
Received on Wed 15 Jul 2009 01:34:19 PM CDT