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From: Pamela Turner <pstrst>
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 08:01:47 -0800
Loved the list of rejected children's book titles! Whither then my own Caldecott-hopeful manuscript, "Lobster's First Full Dunk Into Melted Butter"?
Pamela S. Turner www.pamelasturner.com pstrst at pacbell.net
----- Original Message -----
From: Ruth I. Gordon
To: CCBC Net ; E. Fitzsimons ; Linda Perkins ; ALSC List ; Ruth I. Gordon ; Penny Peck ; J Schulman ; Martha Shogren
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 12:32 PM
Subject: [ccbc-net] Fwd: Rejected Children's Book Titles
For a little fun...Big G
Rejected Titles for Children's Books
1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I?n-Do-It Book"
6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Deserve To Die
36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
37. Kevin's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
39. Bi-Curious George
Received on Sat 22 Jan 2005 10:01:47 AM CST
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 08:01:47 -0800
Loved the list of rejected children's book titles! Whither then my own Caldecott-hopeful manuscript, "Lobster's First Full Dunk Into Melted Butter"?
Pamela S. Turner www.pamelasturner.com pstrst at pacbell.net
----- Original Message -----
From: Ruth I. Gordon
To: CCBC Net ; E. Fitzsimons ; Linda Perkins ; ALSC List ; Ruth I. Gordon ; Penny Peck ; J Schulman ; Martha Shogren
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 12:32 PM
Subject: [ccbc-net] Fwd: Rejected Children's Book Titles
For a little fun...Big G
Rejected Titles for Children's Books
1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I?n-Do-It Book"
6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Deserve To Die
36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
37. Kevin's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
39. Bi-Curious George
Received on Sat 22 Jan 2005 10:01:47 AM CST
